GREAT OLDIES
Some of your favorite stars have re-released
their old hits with new lyrics to accommodate
their aging audience.
(*= newer)

Emile Ford & Checkmates "On A Fast Boat To Alzheimer" *
(On a Slow Boat to China)

Emile Ford & Checkmates "Counting Liver Spots" *
(Counting Teardrops)

Donovan "Sunshine Peoples Home" *

Lovin' Spoonful "Summer In The 'Sylum" *
(Summer In The City)

Ike & Tina Turner "Veins are Deep & Heartbeats High" *

Farm 'All Put Together Now'

Van Halen 'Cant Finish What I Started'

Frank Sinatra 'Fumbles In The Night'

Ray Charles 'I Dont Know You'

Surfaris 'Worn Out'

Billy Idol 'Lost In The City'

Alice Cooper 'Rejected'

Matthew's Southern Comfort 'Joints-lock'

Johnny Kidd & The Pirates "Achin' All Over"

John Leyton "Johnny Can't Remember Me"

T Rex 'Metal Replacements'

The Temptations "Papa Got a Brand New Bladder Bag"

Herman's Hermits "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

Credence Clearwater Revival "Bad Prune Rising"

Marvin Gaye "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

The Who "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

The Troggs "Bald Thing"

Carly Simon "You're So Varicose Vein"

The Bee Gees "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

Roberta Flack "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

Johnny Nash "I Can't See Clearly Now"

ABBA "Denture Queen"

Leo Sayer "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

Commodores "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

Procol Harem "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

The Beatles "I Get By with a Little Help From Dependents"

Bill Haley & His Comets "Awake Around The Clock"

Perry Como "Senior Moments"

Shadows "Stick Tapper"

Cilla Black "Anyone Who's Ever Had A Bi-pass"

Rolling Stones "Hey you, Get Off My Zimmer"

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