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* Whether the weather be cold
Or whether the weather be hot
Whatever the weather we'll weather the weather
Whether we like it or not.

* Simmering shoals of shrimps swim by shimmering shredded shores

* Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

* Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos

* I thought a thought
But the thought I thought
Was not the thought
I thought I thought.

* I never smelled a smelt that smelled like that smelt smelled

* Blue bugs blow big black blobs but black bugs blow big blue blobs.

* You know New York
you need New York
you know you need unique New York

* Rosco the rum runner rubbed out Rudy the rat
for ruining his rum running receipts.

*Doogles dad's dog's dead

* Free-form flies flew free.

* I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

* My dame hath a lame tame crane.
My dame hath a crane that is lame.
Oh gentle Jane, doth my dame's lame tame crane
leave and come home again?


* Sinful Caesar sipped his snifter, seized his knees, and sneezed.


* Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.


*
Sushi sous-chef Shropshire shrew Sue sushis shimmer

* Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches.
Which switched witch watch which Swatch watch switch?

* Moses supposes his toeses are roses,
but Moses supposes erroneously;
for nobody's toeses are poses of roses,
as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

* A three-toed tree toad loved a two-toed he-toad that lived in a too-tall tree.


* Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

* One was a racehorse, Two was one too. One won a race, Two won one too.

* Sure this shop stocks short socks with spots. This shop stocks boxed sport socks, short flocked black socks, chic slack silk socks, and slick taut flax socks. We've racks of sharp black-backed blocked Scots socks, and stacks of posh knit lush cropped-top socks. This shop's short-topped sock stock's tops.

* If a noisy noise annoys an onion, an annoying noisy noise annoys an onion more!

* Titimus A Tatimus took two tees to tie to the tops of two tall trees. If Titimus A Tatimus took two tees to tie to the tops of two tall trees, where's the two tees Titimus A Tatimus took?

* The instinct of an extinct insect stinks.

* Sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers
Sock for soldiers sister Suzie sews,
If sister Suzie's sewing socks for soldiers,
Where're the socks for soldiers sister Suzie sews?


* A cuckoo cookie cook called Cooper could cook cuckoo cookies.

* If a bitty bitter biting bittern bit a bigger bitter biting bittern, would the bigger bitter biting bitten bittern bite the bitty bitter biting bittern back?

* A peer sat on a pier with a pair of pears and pare the pears.


* What a to-do to die today, at a minute or two to two;
A thing distinctly hard to say, but harder still to do.
For they'll beat a tattoo, at twenty to two
A rat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tat- tat-tat-tattoo
And a dragon will come when he hears the drum,
At a minute or two to two today, at a minute or two to two.

* A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer

* I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign

* A Kentukian named Knott could not knit, so Knott invented a knitter called the Knott Knitter, but the Knott Knitter would not knit knots. One day while Knott was not knitting on the Knott Knitter, Knott invented an attachment for the Knott Knitter called the Knott Knitter Knotter. When Knott attached the Knott Knitter Knotter to the Knott Knitter, no man could knit knots like Knott knit on the Knott Knitter.

* One One was a racehorse. Two Two was one, too. When One One won one race, Two Two won one, too.

* She, where he had had had, had had had had. Had had had had the approval of the examiner.

* Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw.

* The embarrassed banished barrister balances his embarrassed banished ballast on the banister.

* The winkle ship sank and the shrimp ship swam.

* One smart fellow, he felt smart
Two smart fellows, they felt smart
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart

*A tooter who taught to toot
Taught two tooters to toot the toot
Said the two to the tutor
Is it harder to tutor two tooters to toot
or to toot two tooters?
Thanks for this version Guy

* Sarah, Sarah, sits in her Chevrolet.
When she shifts she sips her Schlitz,
and when she sips her Schlitz she shifts.


* He thrusts his fists against the posts and still insists he sees the ghosts.

* The leath police dissmissith us, and that sufficeth us.

* Pauline Perkins slurps a pork popsicle

* I'm a mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants.
I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker
Who ever plucked a mother pheasant.

* A proper cup of coffee from a copper coffee pot.

* One woman wore one hundred wippy wrist watches

* A mother to her son did utter
"Go, my son, and shut the shutter"
"The shutter's shut" the son did utter
"I cannot shut it any shutter!"


* What a beautiful bumbling buzzy thing to be to be a busy busy buzzy bumblebee

* Flee from fog to fight flu fast!

* Two Boot Blacks: a White Boot Black and a Black Boot Black stood together doing nothing. The White Boot Black proposed that he should black the boots of the Black Boot Black.
The Black Boot Black was perfectly willing to have his boots blacked by the White Boot Black, so the White Boot Black began blacking the boots of the Black Boot Black with the blacking on the black boot black. But when the White Boot Black had blacked one bot of the Black Boot Black he declined to black the other boot of the Black Boot Black until the Black Boot Black had blacked both boots of the White Boot Black. This made the Black Boot Black very angry and he refused point blank to have his boots blacked by the White Boot Black and said he didn’t care whether the White Boot Black blacked the other boot black or not. He considered that a Black Boot Black with one boot blacked was better than a White Boot Black with no boots blacked.
Then the White Boot Black called the Black Boot Black, a black blackguard.
Of course when the White Boot Black began blacking the character of the Black Boot Black, the Black Boot Black began blacking the face of the White Boot Black with the blacking on the boot the White Boot Black had blacked, and the White Boot Black blacked the Black Boot Black back.
When the Society of Black and White Boot Blackers considered the matter they characterised the conduct of both Boot Blacks as the Blackest Affair that had ever blackened the pages of Boot Black history.

Thankyou Don for this total update.
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* Via Vincent Vanessa vowed vengeance very vehemently.

* Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

* You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

* Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

* One hedgehog hedged up the hedge,
whilst another hedgehog hedged down.

* A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

* Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

* A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

* Gertie's great-grandma grew aghast at Gertie's grammar.

* How many moose might a mini-mouse move
if a mini-mouse might move moose?

* I thought a thought. But the thought I thought
Was not the thought I thought I thought.

* A big black bug bit a big black bear
and the big black bear bled blood

* tutor who tooted the flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor:
"Is it harder to toot,
Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

* Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott than Nott.
Some say Nott was not shot.
But Shott says he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot,
Or Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
Then Shott was shot, not Nott.
However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.

* On mules we find two legs behind
And two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
What those behind be for

* If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor

* Two Boot Blacks: a White Boot Black and a Black Boot Black stood together doing nothing.

The White Boot Black proposed that he should black both boots of the Black Boot Black. The Black Boot Black refused point blank to have his boots blacked by the White Boot Black and said he didn’t care whether the White Boot Black blacked the other boot black or not. He considered that a Black Boot Black with one boot blacked was better than a White Boot Black with no boots blacked.

Then the White Boot Black called the Black Boot Black, a black blackguard.

When the White Boot Black began blacking the character of the Black Boot Black, the Black Boot Black began blacking the face of the White Boot Black all black with the blacking on the boot the White Boot Black had blacked and the White Boot Black blacked the Black Boot Black back.

When the Society of Black and White Boot Blackers considered the matter they characterised the conduct of both Boot Blacks as the Blackest Affair that had ever blackened the pages of Boot Black history.
Thanks Ron for this version! Hi Ron hope you have read the even more up to date one higher up page!!

* 'Surely Sylvia swims!' shrieked Sammy, surprised, 'Somebody should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink!'

* One fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

* "Too Sit In Solemn Silence In A Dull Dark Dock, In A Pestilential (SP) prison with a life long lock. Awaiting The Sensation Of A Short, Sharp Shock, With a Cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block"

* Thirty thrifty whistling washers witchingly whistling, wishing washing was washed

* At present May cant marry a peasant however pleasant the peasant may be.

* I've felt some felt hats before but of all the felt hats I've ever felt
I've never felt a felt hat like that felt hat I felt.

* Good Goodie Twoshoes took two shoes to the Goody Shoe Shine shoe shop.

* Seven Silly Suave Swans Swam Silently South Seaward

* The big bad baby boy brought the bought black blanket back

* Mr. See had a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See

* I can think of thin things, six thin things, can you? Yes, I can think of six thin things, and of six thick things too

* Sammy sitting singing, Sought Suzie Shaw, Since Suzie started sobbing Sammy's stopped seeking

* Round and round the rugged rock the ragged rascal ran.

* How much caramel can a canny cannibal cram into a camel, if a canny cannibal can cram caramel into a camel ?

* When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting a twist, he three twines will entwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

* One one was a race horse, two two was one too. When one one won one race, two two won one too

* Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick

* A tree toad loved a she-toad, That lived up in a tree. She was a three-toed tree toad, But a two-toed toad was he.

* Fuzzy Wuzzy Was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had no Hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, Was he?!

* Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt. Not a punt cut square Just a square cut punt. It's round in the stern and blunt in the front Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

* If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

* Three crooked cripples went through Cripple Gate and through Cripple Gate went three crooked cripples

* If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker it is slick to put a lock upon your stock, or some joker who is quicker is gonna trick ya of your liquor if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock!

* There were two bootblacks, a white bootblack and a black bootblack and they were both busy blacking boots. The white bootblack told the black bootblack to blacken the white bootblack`s boots black.The black bootblack was taken aback and blackened the whiteboot black`s face black.The white bootblack blackened the black bootblack`s face black too

* How many counts would a recount count if a recount could count counts? A recount would count all the counts that count, but the recount may not count.

* Once upon a barren moor there dwelt a bear also a boar, the bear could not bear the boar, the bear thought the boar a bore. At last that bear could bear no more that boar that bored him on the moor and so one morn' he bored that boar, that boar will boar no more.

* Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo, our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!

* Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled Peppers Peter piper picked? The peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked, Is where Peter Piper put the peck of pickled peppers that Peter Piper picked.

* Cheerful Charles chose cherry chocolates for Cheri

* I saw Esau kissing Kate, And Kate saw I saw Esau,And Esau saw that I saw Kate,
And Kate saw I saw Esau saw.

* Oh what to do to die today at a minute or two 'til two. A thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do. For they'll beat a tattoo at twenty to two. With a rattatta tattatta tattatta too. And the dragon will come when he hears the drum. At a minute or two 'til two today, At a minute or two 'til two

* Big Billy, who had a big belly was a bad big bully.

* Typing ten-times-tables takes more time than typing ten-times-two or two-times-tables or two times ten

* Fanny Finch fried five floundering fish for Francis`s father

* Betty Boughter bought some butter, But she said the butter's bitter, If I put it in my batter, It will make my batter bitter, But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter, So she bought a bit of better butter, And put it in her batter, And her batter was not bitter, So 'twas Betty Boughter bought a bit of better butter and put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter.

* Singing Sammy sung songs on sinking sand. Sunday smiles shine sunny signs of Spring. Slippery Shawn slid sideways on spikes.

* A fly and a flea in a flue were imprisoned, so what could they do? "let us fly," said the flea "let us flee" said the fly, so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

* Theopholis Sistle, the thistle sifter,sifted a sive full of insisted thistles. Now, if Theopholis Sistle, the thistle sifter,sifted a sive full of insisted thistles, where are the sifted thistles that Theopholis Sistle,the thistle sifter, sifted?

* I am not a pheasant plucker, but a pheasant plucker's son. I am only plucking pheasants 'til the pheasant plucker comes.

* A canner, exceedingly canny, one morning remarked to his granny,
A canner can can anything that he can; But a canner can't can a can can he.

* The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick.

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