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What is the more recognisable proverb ??

26) A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques contaminates the potable concoction by steeping certain edible nutrients.

25) Eleemosynary deeds have their genesis intramurally.

24) The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

23) Apostatize degrees of antagonism to banish awareness of the specified interval of time.

22) Alacrity assembles prodigality.

21) Prepotency eludes the chinane

20) One diminutive yielding cupuled nut, the prodigious quercus stems forth.

19) An esteemed paramour is effortless forfeit rather than brought into being.

18) Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. (not a proverb)

17) Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

16) Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.

15) Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrious projectiles.

14) The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

13) The stylus is more potent than the rapier.

12) Surveillance should precede saltation.

11) Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity

10) Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.

9) Neophite's serendipity.

8)
Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.

7) Members of an avian species of identical plumage
tend to congregate.

6) Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

5) It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

4) All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

3) It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lacteal fluid

2) A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

1) Freedom from incrustations of crime is contiguous to rectitude.

 

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26) A plethora of individuals with expertise in culinary techniques contaminates the potable concoction by steeping certain edible nutrients.

Ans: Too many cooks in the kitchen will spoil the broth.

25) Eleemosynary deeds have their incidence intramurally.

Ans: Charity begins at home.

24) The temperature of the aqueous content of an unremittingly ogled saucepan does not reach 212 degrees Fahrenheit.

Ans: A watched pot never boils

23) Apostatize degrees of antagonism to banish awareness of the specified interval of time

Ans: Forgive & forget

22) Alacrity assembles prodigality

Ans: Haste makes waste.

21) Prepotency eludes the chinane

Ans: Cheats never prosper

20) "One diminutive yielding cupuled nut, the prodigious quercus stems forth".

Ans: From one little acorn, the mighty oak tree grows.

19) An esteemed paramour is effortless forfeit rather than brought into being.

Ans: A friend is easier lost than found.

18) Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim. (not a proverb)

Ans: Twinkle twinkle little star

17) Where there are visible vapors having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Ans: Where there is smoke, there will be fire.

16) Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a hebetudinous fellow.

Ans: All work and No Play makes Jack a Dull boy.

15) Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrious projectiles.

Ans: Those who live Glass Houses should cast no stones.

14) The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

Ans: One who laughs the last, laughs the best.

13) The stylus is more potent than the rapier.

Ans: The Pen is Mightier than the Sword.

12) Surveillance should precede saltation.

Ans: Look before you leap.

11) Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity

Ans: Beauty is only skin-deep

10) Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the scion.

Ans: Spare the Rod and Spoil the Child.

9) Neophite's serendipity.

Ans: Beginner's luck

8) "Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony."

Ans: Dead men tell no lies

7) Members of an avian species of identical plumage
tend to congregate.

Ans : Birds of a feather flock together

6) Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.

Ans : Beggars cannot be choosers.

5) It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

Ans : You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

4) All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.

Ans : All that glitters is not gold

3) It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lacteal fluid

Ans : Don't cry over spilled milk.

2) A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

Ans : A rolling stone gathers no moss.

1) Freedom from incrustations of crime is contiguous to rectitude.

Ans : Cleanliness is next to godliness.

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