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Words
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Were They Came From

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* KISS ~ The word came from Old English cyssan : “to kiss”, in turn from coss : “a kiss”. Among the first known written descriptions of mouth-to-mouth kissing are included in the epic poem, Mahabharata, written 3,000 years ago in ancient India
* NARK ~
Romany "nak" meaning nose
.... around 1860 we started to use the word to discribe a person who stuck his nose into peoples business to inform on them, such as a copper's nark

* ORCHID ~ Greek: Orkhis meaning testicle
.... The plant is so named because of the similarity of the shape between its tubers and a testicle. There are more than 22,000 species of orchids
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* SLEAZY ~ Latvian: Selesian from Silesia .... The large area in central Europe known as Silesia was once noted for fine quatily fabrics that were often shipped out of the Baltic ports of Latvia. When poor quality imitations began arriving the Latvians coined the derogatory term, sleazy
* PENGUIN ~ originally used for the now extinct, great auk of Newfoundland, but shifted to the Antarctic bird, found by Drake in Magellan's Straits in 1578 is from 1580s. Of unknown origin, though often asserted to be from Welsh.. pen "head" + gwyn "white". The great auk had a large white patch between its bill and eye.
* XMAS ~ sometimes pronounced eksmas, but it, and variants such as Xtemass, originated as handwriting abbreviations for the typical pronunciation krismas. The "-mas" part is from the Latin-derived Old English word for Mass, while the "X" comes from the Greek letter Chi, which is the first letter of the Greek word Xpiotoc, translated as "Christ". There is a common misconception that the word Xmas stems from a secular attempt to remove the religious tradition from Christmas by taking the "Christ" out of "Christmas". Early use of "Xmas" includes Bernard Ward's History of St. Edmund's college, Old Hall, originally published circa 1755. An earlier version, "X'temmas", dates to 1551.Around 1100 the term was written as "Xpes mæsse" in the Anglo-Saxon Chronicle
* BANK ~
latin: banco... meaning a bench. Visitors to ancient Rome were only allowed to use the Roman currency and had to visit money changers who set up benches where they transacted their business

* LIBRARY ~ latin: liber... the thin coating found on the inner bark of the Egyptain papyrus
marsh plant, which was used by the ancient Greeks and Romans for making paper. Paper comes from the latin.. papyros, the marsh plant.



SOME FORGOTTEN WORDS:-
* HUZZAH ~ Hooray... an expression or shout of acclaim, often used interjectionally to express joy or approbation. First recorded in 1573 and according to a few of writers in the 17th and 18th centuries, it was originally a sailor's cheer or salute. Maybe from Old French, huzzer, “to shout aloud".
* HORNSWOGGLE ~ hoodwink, bamboozle, deceive... etc. Hornswoggled belongs to a group of "fancified" words that were particularly popular in the American West in the 19th century. Hornswoggle is one of the earliest, first appearing around 1829. It is possible that these words were invented to poke fun at the more "sophisticated" East.
* REECHY ~ smoky, dirty, begrimed with dirt
(origin: 15th century)
* FUNAMBULIST ~ an acrobat who performs on a tightrope or slack rope, a tightrope walker (from Latin funambulus - rope dancer, from funis - rope + ambulare - to walk)
* GALLIMAUFRY ~ A medley or confused jumble of anything, eg: gallimaufry of prophecies, 1668; but especially a dish made of leftovers, (from Old French galimafrée - ragout, hash)

some sources from
Codswallop, Crumpet and Caper
Oxford English Dictionary

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