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FUN TESTS

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Find the words that fit.
Example 1 : 60 = S in a M
Figure out what the "S" and "M" stand for
Answer: 60 Seconds in a Minute
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Example 2 : 4 = W in a M
Answer: 4 Weeks in a Month
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?? DOES ANYONE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THESE??
If so please email me


5 = R to a B of CR
4 = D in a PC
500 = S in a R of CR

200 = D in a R A
60 = S in an H
= 60 sides in an Hexacontagon (Thanks Brian)

49 DN is the BBC and USA =

Thanks to Bob for these didloids
0 = BLSB
0 = T
1 = C in DP
1 = W in a C of B
2 = L in a SP of G
2 = H on a C
3 = MTS-CF and K
8 = C in W
9 = A on a N
13 = AN of A
15 = FP in T
18 = I in the F
23 = C on a G
24 = W on a AC
30 = DHS
33 = CC for F
41 = S of T in the US
49 = SS
54 = T E on a D
63 = PA of D in B
87 = DN in C
151 = P in the ROB
501 = L-SJ
ESHMPNS with 555









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49 DN is the BBC and USA = 49 degrees north is border between Canada and USA

Thanks to Bob for these didloids
0 = BLSB = Business Like Show Business
0 = T = Non-Toxic
1 = C in DP = Calorie in Diet Pepsi
1 = W in a C of B = Widget in a Can of Beer
2 = L in a SP of G = 2 lenses in a standard pair of glasses
2 = H on a C = Hulls on a Catamaran
3 = MTS-CF and K = 3 major temperature scales - celsius, fahrenheit and kelvin
8 = C in W = Counties in Wales
9 = A on a N = Angles on a Nonagon
13 = AN of A = Atomic Number of Aluminium
15 = FP in T = First Point in Tennis
18 = I in the F = Islands in the Faeroes
23 = C on a G = Chromosomes on a Gamete
24 = W on a AC = Windows on an Advert Calendar
30 = DHS = Days Hath September
33 = CC for F = Country Code for France
41 = S of T in the US = Species of Termites in the United States
49 = SS = Seven Squared
54 = T E on a D = Triple Eighteen on a Dartboard
63 = PA of D in B = Possible Arrangements of Dots in Braille
87 = DN in C = Devil's Number in Cricket
151 = P in the ROB = Psalms In the Russian Orthodox Bible
501 = L-SJ = Levi-Strauss Jeans
ESHMPNS with 555 = Every Single Hollywood Movie Phone Number Starts With 555

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Thanks to Sonia for this list...
1 = DAAT =
1 = T that OK =

7 = Y of BL for B a M =

8 = S in an O =
13 = OC of A =
15 = FP in T =
15 = M of F per P (AW) =
19 = GS for the VP =
25 = Y of M for a SA =
36 = I on a YS =
43 = B in EC of N =
70 = SL on a M =
432 = P in a H =
500 = S in a R =

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1 = DAAT = Day At A Time
1 = T that OK = Time that Opportunity Knocks

7 = Y of BL for B a M = Years of Bad Luck for Breaking a Mirror
8 = S in an O = Sides in an Octagon
13 = OC of A = Original Colonies of America

15 = M of F per P (AW) = Minutes of Fame per Person (Andy Warhol)
15 = FP in T = First Point in Tennis
19 = GS for the VP = Gun Salute for the Vice President
25 = Y of M for a SA = Years of Marriage for a Silver Anniversary
36 = I on a YS = Inches on a Yard Stick
43 = B in EC of N = Beans in Each Cup of Nescafe
70 = SL on a M = Speed Limit on a Motorway

432 = P in a H = Pints in a Hogshead
500 = S in a R = Sheets in a Ream
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Thanks Andy for this list...
(Some are very hard Andy!!)
1 = F in the G =
1 = GL for M =
2 = # it T to T =
2 = A-BP in a BM =
2 = BG =
3 = BMSHTR! =
3 = B in a T =
4 = and TBB in a P =
4 = B in a W =
5 = B in the T =
5 = CA in P =
6 = BC =
6 = A of the A =
7 = AM =
7 = P of W =
8 = A on an O =
8 = B in a B =
9 = GM =
9 = H on a H =
10 = A in the B of R =
10 = CG to M =
11 = F in a C =
12 = P on a MC =
13 = C in a S =
14 = D in a F =
15 = M of F per P (AW) =
16 = D in a O =
18 = H on a GC =
30 = S over T =
39 = L in ML =
50 = S on the AF =
66 = B in the KJB =
79 = AN of G =
80 = C in a M =
100 = S in the S =
180 = D to RD =
200 = M in a C =

235 = I of U in the AB =
300 = B in the T of C =
43560 = SF in an A =
1000000 = T to the PS =

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1 = F in the G = Foot in the Grave
1 = GL for M = Giant Leap for Mankind
2 = # it T to T = # it Takes to Tango
2 = A-BP in a BM = All-Beef Patties in a Big Mac
2 = BG = Brothers Grimm
3 = B in a T = Books in a Trilogy / Bases
4 = and TBB in a P = and Twenty Blackbirds Baked in a Pie
4 = B in a W = Balls in a Walk
5 = B in the T = Books in the Torah
5 = CA in P = Carbon Atoms in Pentane
6 = BC = Brandenburg Concertos
6 = A of the A = Avenues of the Americas
7 = AM = Angry men (movie)
7 = P of W = Pillars of Wisdom
8 = A on an O = Arms on an Octopus
8 = B in a B = Bits in a Byte = Bits in a Buck
9 = GM = Greek Muses
9 = H on a H = Heads on a Hydra
10 = A in the B of R = Amendments in the Bill of Rights
10 = CG to M = Commandments Given to Moses
11 = F in a C = Fathoms in a Chain
12 = P on a MC = Points on a Maltese Cross
13 = C in a S = Cards in a Suit
14 = D in a F = Days in a Fortnight
15 = M of F per P (AW) = Minutes of Fame per Person (Andy Warhol)
16 = D in a O = Drams in a Ounce
18 = H on a GC = Holes on a Golf Course
30 = S over T = Seconds over Tokyo (movie)
39 = L in ML = Lashes in Moses' Law
50 = S on the AF = Stars on the American Flag
66 = B in the KJB = Books in the King James Bible
79 = AN of G = Atomic Number of Gold
80 = C in a M = Chains in a Mile
100 = S in the S = Senators in the Senate
180 = D to RD = Degrees to Reverse Direction
200 = M in a C = Milligrams in a Carat
235 = I of U in the AB = Isotope of Uranium in the Atomic Bomb
300 = B in the T of C = Bees in the Tomb of Childeric
43560 = SF in an A = Square Feet in an Acre
1000000 = T to the PS = Ten to the Power Six


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AA) 4 = P in an E P G

A ) 9 = P of the SS

B) 5 = G L

C) 7 = C on the E

D) 1 = B in R R

E) 25 = S on a B C

F) 66 = B of the B

G) 6 = W of H the E

H) 10 = A in the B of R

I) 14 = D in a F

J) 3 = W from the G in the B

K) 4 = P on M R

L) 1 = G L for M

M) 3 = S and Y O

N) 8 = K H of E

O) 4 = L in a D W

P) 20 = C in a P

Q) 50 = Y in a J

R) 10 = S in a CD

S) 13 = W in a C

T) 9 = H on a H

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1) 26 = L of the E A

2) 7 = D of the W

3) 1001 = A N

4) 12 = S of the Z

5) 54 = C in a D (with J)

6) 22 = M T in a P of T C

7) 88 = P K

8) 13 = S on the A F

9) 32 = D F at which W F

10) 18 = H on a G C

11) 90 = D in a R A

12) 200 = D [P in uk] for P G in M

13) 32 = P to the C

14) 3 = B M (S H T R)

15) 4 = Q in a G

16) 24 = H in a D

17) 1 = W on a U

18) 5 = D in a Z C

19) 57 = H V

20) 11 = P on a F B T

21) 1000 = W that a P is W

22) 29 = D in F in a L Y

23) 64 = S on a C B

24) 40 = D and N of the G F

25) 76 = T in the B P

26) 50 = W to L Y L

27) 99 = B of B on the W

28) 60 = S in a M

29) 1 = H on a U

30)
32 = T in an A M

31) 7 = B for S B

32) 21 = D on a D

33) 7 = W of the A W

34) 15 = M on a D M C

35) 4 = S on a B G

36) 14 = L in a S

37) 6 = P on a S T

38) 150 = P in the B

39) 79 = the A N of G

40) 54 = C S on a R C

 

 

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WONDER HOW MANY
YOU GET RIGHT!!

 

AA) 4 = P in an E P G --- 4 players in an Elephant Polo Game! true too!

A ) 9 = P of the SS --- Planets in the Solar System

B) 5 = G L --- Great Lakes

C) 7 = C on the E --- Continents on the Earth

D) 1 = B in a R R --- Bullet in a Russian Roulette

E) 25 = S on a B C --- Squares on a Bingo Card

F) 66 = B of the B --- Books of the Bible

G) 6 = W of H the E --- Wives of Henry the Eighth

H) 10 = A in the B of R --- Articles in the Bill of Rights

I) 14 = D in a F --- Days in a Fortnight

J) 3 = W from the G in the B --- Wishes from the Genie in the Bottle

K) 4 = P on M R --- Presidents on Mount Rushmore

L) 1 = G L for M --- Giant Leap for Mankind

M) 3 = S and Y O --- Strikes and You're Out

N) 8 = K H of E --- King Henrys of England

O) 4 = L in a D W --- Letters in a Dirty Word

P) 20 = C in a P --- Cigarettes in a Pack

Q) 50 = Y in a J --- Years in a Jubilee

R) 10 = S in a CD --- Seconds in a Count Down

S) 13 = W in a C --- Witches in a Coven

T) 9 = H on a H --- Heads on a Hydra

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1) 26 = L of the E A --- Letters of the English Alphabet

2) 7 = D of the W --- Days of the Week

3) 1001 = A N --- Arabian Nights

4) 12 = S of the Z --- Signs of the Zodiac

5) 54 = C in a D (with J) --- Cards in a Deck (with Jokers)

6) 22 = M T in a P of T C --- Major Trumps in a Pack of Tarot Cards

7) 88 = P K --- Piano Keys

8) 13 = S on the A F --- Stripes on the American Flag

9) 32 = D F at which W F --- Degrees Fahrenheit at which Water Freezes

10) 18 = H on a G C --- Holes on a Golf Course

11) 90 = D in a R A --- Degrees in a Right Angle

12) 200 = D/P for P G in M --- Dollars/Pounds for Passing Go in Monopoly

13) 32 = P to the C --- Points to the Compass

14) 3 = B M (S H T R) --- Blind Mice (See How They Run)

15) 4 = Q in a G --- Quarts in a Gallon

16) 24 = H in a D --- Hours in a Day

17) 1 = W on a U --- Wheels on a Unicycle

18) 5 = D in a Z C --- Digits in a Zip Code

19) 57 = H V --- Heinz Variety

20) 11 = P on a FB T --- Players on a FootBall Team

21) 1000 = W that a P is W --- Words that a Picture is Worth

22) 29 = D in F in a L Y --- Days in February in a Leap Year

23) 64 = S on a C B --- Squares on a Checker Board

24) 40 = D and N of the G F --- Days and Nights of the Great Flood

25) 76 = T in the B P --- Trombones in the Big Parade

26) 50 = W to L Y L --- Ways to Leave Your Lover

27) 99 = B of B on the W --- Bottles of Beer on the Wall

28) 60 = S in a M --- Seconds in a Minute

29) 1 = H on a U --- Horn on a Unicorn

30) 32 = T in an A M --- Teeth in an Adults Mouth

31) 7 = B for S B --- Brides for Seven Brothers

32) 21 = D on a D --- Dots on a Die

33) 7 = W of the A W --- Wonders of the Ancient World

34) 15 = M on a D M C --- Men on a Dead Man's Chest

35) 4 = S on a B G --- Strings on a Bass Guitar

36) 14 = L in a S --- Lines in a Sonnet

37) 6 = P on a S T --- Pockets on a Snooker Table

38) 150 = P in the B --- Psalms in the Bible

39) 79 = the A N of G --- the Atomic Number of Gold

40) 54 = C S on a R C --- Coloured Squares on a Rubic Cube

?? DOES ANYONE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THESE??
!! I DO NOT KNOW !!

5 = R to a B of CR
4 = D in a PC --- Four Digits in a Post Code (thanks Gill)
500 = S in a R of CR

200 = D in a R A
--- Degrees in a Reflex Angle (thanks John)
60 = S in an H
( Please don't email me that there are 60 seconds in a minute or 60 mins in an hour!!)

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