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*In
the Andes, time is often measured by how long it takes to smoke a cigarette
*More than 20 million seahorses
are harvested each year for folk medicinal purposes. The world seahorse
population has dropped 70 per cent in the past 10 years.
*It takes 20,000 light bulbs to
make the Eiffel Tower sparkle at night and there
are 2,500,000 rivets holding it together; the
total weight of the tower is 10,100 tons.
They use 60 tons of paint each repainting campaign,
every 7 years in it's entirety. 1,665 steps in the East pillar take you
to the top, the hieght to the top of the flage pole is 312m, if including
the antennas it is 324 m.
*According to research women are
enticed to buy more if they hear the clicking of heels on the floor ~
I wonder??!
*In Aztec mythology, a pantheon
of 400 rabbit gods known as Centzon Totochtin, led by Ometotchtli or Two
Rabbit, represented fertility, parties, and drunkenness.
*Scarlett O'Hara, the heroine of
Margret Mitchell's 'Gone With The Wind'
was originally named Pansy.
*In ancient China, criminals who
attacked travellers had their noses cut off.
*In the early days of film making,
the people who worked on the sets were called movies. The films were called
motion pictures.
*Hyperpolysyllabicomania is a fondness
for big words.
*The first genuine French kiss in
a Hollywood movie was between Warren Beatty and Natalie Wood in the film
"Splendor In The Grass". (allegedly)
*The Great Barrier Reef is composed
of roughly 3,000 individual reefs, 900 islands stretching for 2,600 kilometres
and
has more than 1,500 species of fish living on it.
*Tottenham Hotspur didn't have a
single player sent off in a Football League match between October 27th
1928 and December 4th 1965.
*The
words moonbeam, generous & champion were all invented by Shakespeare.
*If you suffer from geophagia then
you have a compulsive urge to eat soil.
*The African baobab tree (adansonia
digitata) blossom
opens only to moonlight
and
it is
pollinated by bats .. the fruit bats.
*Clint Eastwood's roll of Dirty
Harry was turned down by Paul Newman, John Wayne, Robert Mitchum and Frank
Sinatra.
*According to sales, 17,000
individual 'smarties' are eaten every minute in the UK.
*The life of an eyelash is about
6 weeks.
*Iceland, Europe's second largest
island following Great Britain, boasts of having the world's oldest 'active'
parliamentary body, Althing, which first met in 930AD.
*The Turkish football club, Galatasaray,
has an A for every other letter.
*The tongue of a mature Blue Whale
has approximately the same mass as that of an entire adult elephant.
*The study, which tested telephones,
desks, water coolers, doorknobs, and toilet seats, compiled 7,000 samples
from major centers across the country. What they found, was that while
phones ranked highest in bacteria levels, the office desk was a close
second.
*In England during World War I,
many German names and titles were changed and given more English-sounding
names, including the royal family's from Saxe-Coburg-Gotha to Windsor.
Kaiser Wilhelm II countered this by jokingly saying that he was off to
see a performance of 'The Merry Wives of Saxe-Coburg-Gotha.'
*Both turdoid
and turdine mean "belonging to the family turdus," Turdus musicus
is the song thrush & Turdus viscivorus is the mistletoe thrush.
*Nearly a quarter of all mammals
can fly; with a huge 985 known species, bats make up 23.1% of all known
mammals by species.
*January is National Soup Month
in the United States, January is the seasonal equivalent to July in the
Southern Hemisphere; & on Jan 14th, 90% of New Year resolutions will
be broken!
*You use an average of 43 muscles
for a frown and you use an average of 17 muscles for a smile, and they
say every two thousand
frowns creates one wrinkle.
*Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms
in the first 14 nestling days of their life and that is not even their
main food on the menu (14 feet a day is wrong) But parent robins make
around 100 food visits to the nest every day!
*The first man to die during planning
& construction of the Hoover Dam was the father of the last man to
die during its construction. December 20, 1922 with
J.G. Tierney a Bureau of Reclamation employee who was part of a geological
survey and drowned when he fell from a barge. Exactly 13 years later,
in 1935, his son Patrick W. Tierney, fell to his death from an intake
tower.
* You will have to walk 80 kilometers
for your legs to equal the amount of exercise your eyes get daily.
*The Chinese used fingerprints as
a method of identification back in 700.
*Sound travels 15 times faster through
steel than it does through the air.
*A greenfly born on a Tuesday can
be a grandparent by Friday.
*There are more mobile phones in
UK than there are people.
*Termites are affected by music;
the termites will eat your house twice as fast if you play them loud music.
*Paraskavedekatriaphobia is the
extreme fear of Friday the 13th.
*One gallon of used motor oil can
ruin approximately one million gallons of fresh water!
*Christopher Trace, the first presenter
of Blue Peter, was the body double for Charlton Heston in the film Ben-Hur.
*Thomas Edison got patents for a
method of making concrete furniture and a cigar which was supposed to
burn forever.
*A cubic mile of ordinary fog contains
less than a gallon of water.
*If you think of the Milky Way as
being the size of the continent of Asia, our solar system would be the
size of a penny.
*The chicken is the closest living
relative to the Tyrannosaurus Rex Myth
or fact??
*The
average driver will be locked out of their
car nine times during their life time (yes, men are in the stats).
*A Boeing 767 airliner contains
3,100,000 parts.
* Belief
in the existence of vacuums used to be punishable under Church law.
* Your skin weighs twice as much
as your brain.
*An owl can see a mouse moving from
over 150ft away by a light no brighter than candlelight.
*The average person has walked 100,000
miles by the time they reach the age of 85.
*Your hearing is less sharp after
eating too much.
*In the course of a lifetime, the
average person spends 2 years on the phone (I bet cell phones/mobiles
were not taken into consideration when that fact was worked out!!).
* Henry VIII was once served a loin
of beef while visiting the house of a noble. He was so impressed with
the beef that he asked for a sword and knighted it! Ever since, that particular
cut of beef has been known as sirloin. ("Sir Loin").. This
is a MYTH
*In a lifetime, the average clean-shaven
man will spend five months shaving and will remove 28ft of hair.
*Beethoven was extremely particular
about his coffee , he always counted 60 beans per cup.
*In 1943, Navy officer Grace Hopper
had to fix a computer glitch caused by a moth, hence the term 'computer
bug'.
*Jupiter is large enough to contain
the other major 7 planets in our solar system.
*The water pressure inside every
onion cell would be sufficient to explode a steam engine.
*Film stars originally wore sunglasses,
not to look mysterious, but to relieve their eyes from the dazzling glare
of the early studio lights.
*If you take any number, double
it, add 10, divide by 2, and subtract your original number, the answer
will always be 5.
*Over a 12 day period your body
generates a whole new set of taste buds. (This process continues until
you are in your 70's.)
*Greyhounds
can reach their top speed of 45 mph in just 3 strides
*There is more sugar in 1kg of lemons
than in 1kg of strawberries.
*Paraskevidekatriaphobia, is a morbid,
irrational fear of Friday the 13th. Therapist Dr. Donald Dossey, whose
specialty is treating people with irrational fears, coined the term. He
claims, when you can pronounce the word you are cured. Friggatriskaidekaphobia
has the same meaning.
*American Airlines saved $40,000
in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class
*Titan arum is probably the world's
smelliest flower. Originating in the tropical rain forests of Sumatra,
this huge, extremely rare flower is a giant lily. It seldom blooms, but
when it does the smell is described as something like the dead carcass
of an animal
*A Viking tribe once raided England
because they had run out of beer
*Walt Disney World generates about
120,000 pounds of garbage every day.
*Turtles can breath through their
bottoms.
*Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent
Roberts.
*The buzz generated by an electric
razor in America is in the key of B flat. In the UK, it is in the key
of G.
*Some of the most popular lipstick
shades in Renaissance England were named, Rat, Horseflesh, Turkey, Blood
and Puke.
*When Thomas Eddison died in 1941,
Henry Ford captured his dying breath in a bottle.
*Alfred Hitchcock's "Psycho"
was the first Hollywood film that showed a toilet flushing - thereby generating
many complaints.
*The first flying-trapeze circus
act was performed by Frenchman Jules Leotard at the Circus Napoleon on
Nov 12th 1859.
He invented the garment now known as the leotard.
*In 1972 when Gordon
Brown (British
Chancellor of the Excheque) was 21, he won a Daily Express competition
for "A Vision of Britain In The Year 2000."
*It is said, grapefruit scent makes
middle age women seem six years younger to men (but it does not work the
other way round).
*The average elephant produces 50lb
of dung a day.
*The dinosaur noises in Jurassic
Park came from slowing down the
sounds of elephants, geese and horses.
*The French invented the pop of
the Christmas Cracker in the 19th century
(Tom Smith bought the idea back to UK after holidaying in France)
*The chances of hitting 2 holes-in-one
during the same round of golf is one in 8 million
*Victorian ladies tried to enlarge
their boobs by bathing in strawberries
*Until the 18th century, India produced
almost all the world's diamonds
*The ancient Egyptians thought it
was good luck to enter a house left foot first
*During their marriage, Angelina
Jolie and Billy Bob Thornton bought an electric chair for their dining
room
* The
average single man is one inch shorter than the average married man
*Lightning strikes about 6,000 times
per minute on this planet of which 80% are in-cloud flashes and 20% are
cloud-to-ground flashes.
*When screen lover Rudolph Valentino
married Jean Acker (on Bonfire Day), she locked him out of their bedroom,
the marriage lasted only
six hours
*160 cars can drive side by side
on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road. On
paper they can,
as the road (actually it's an avenue) is 865 feet wide,
but in reality they can't.
*When a female horse and a male
donkey mate, the off-spring is called a mule; but when a male horse and
a female donkey mate, the off spring is called a HINNY
*On average women speak 7000 words
per day, where as men speak just over 2000
*Intelligent people have more zinc
and copper in their hair
*While in Alcatraz,
Al Capone was inmate No.85
*Disney World is bigger than the
world's 5 smallest countries
*A house fly hums in the middle
octave key of F
*Adolf Hitler's mother
seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her
doctor
*In one gram of soil,
about ten million bacteria live in it
*A single ounce of gold can be beaten
into a thin film covering 100 square feet
*Before the 1800, there were no
separately designed shoes for left and right feet
*Paper was invented early in the
second century by Chinese eunuch
*The first person to receive a singing
telegram was singer Rudy Vallee, in honour of his 32nd birthday, July
28th 1933.
* The longest one-syllable word
in the English language is screeched
*In Shakespeare's time, mattresses
were secured on bed frames by ropes when you pulled on the ropes the mattress
tightened, making the bed firmer to sleep on. Hence the phrase, "Goodnight,
sleep tight."
*There are 336 dimples
on a regulation golf ball
*A 75-year-old male driver
received ten traffic tickets, drove on the wrong side of the road four
times, committed four hit-and-run offenses and caused six accidents, all
within 20 minutes, in McKinney, TX on 15 Oct 1966 [Worst
driver: G. B.
of Records]
*The term "the whole 9 yards"
came from WWII fighter pilots in the South Pacific. When arming their
airplanes on the ground, the .50 caliber machine gun ammo belts measured
exactly 27 feet, before being loaded into the fuselage. If the pilots
fired all their ammo at a target, it got "the whole 9 yards."
*Wilma Flintstone's maiden name
was Shaghoopal
*The word "trivia" comes
from the Latin "trivium" which is the place where three roads
meet. People would gather and talk about all sorts of matters. Also
in medieval universities, the trivium comprised the three subjects taught
first, grammar, logic, and rhetoric, AND
the Roman Goddess, Trivia, is the
goddess of crossroads, witchcraft and the harvest moon.
*In 1935, the police in Atlantic
City, New Jersey, arrested 42 men on the beach. They were cracking down
on topless bathing suits worn by men.
*During lunch breaks
in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while
parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains.
*The distance between cities are
actually the distances between city halls. When you see a sign "Sheffield
- 40 miles" it means it is 40 miles to the city hall of that city
sign (and
I expect town halls too!!)
*The
name of Canada is believed to come from the Iroquois Indian word "Kanata",
meaning "village" or "community". The word Canada
was first used in a 1534 text written by Jacques Cartier describing the
Indian village of Stadacona.
*The longest non-medical
word in the English language is floccipausinihilipilification (29 letters),
which means "the act of estimating as worthless."
*Dominica, Mexico,
Zambia, Kiribati, Fiji and Egypt all have birds on their flags.
*Bees visit over 2,000
flowers and fly over 55,000 miles to produce just 1lb. of honey
*Four out of every ten people
who come to a party in your home will look in your bathroom cabinet
*The taboo against
whistling backstage comes from the pre-electricity era when a whistle
was the signal for the curtains and the scenery to drop. An unexpected
whistle could cause an unexpected scene change!
*The sound you hear
when macho people crack their knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen
gas bubbles bursting.
*Francis
Bacon died of hypothermia while trying to freeze a chicken by stuffing
it with snow
*Captain Jean-Luc Picard's
(Star Trek) fish was named Livingston
*The WD in WD40 means
"water displacement." The 40 in WD40 comes from the 40 attempts
at creating this product.
*Beethoven dipped his
head in cold water before he composed.
*Mice, whales, elephants,
giraffes and man all have seven neck vertebra.
*The name for Oz in
the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator,
Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."
*American car horns
beep in the tone of F.
*The only food cockroaches
won't eat are cucumbers.
*China has more English
speakers than the U.S.
*Hong Kong has the
world's largest double-decker tram fleet in the world
*The words silent and
listen have the same letters. Santa and Satan do too
*You can tell the sex
of a turtle by the sound it makes, A male grunts, A female hisses.
*There are no public
toilets in Peru.
*Samuel
Clemens [aka Mark Twain] was born in 1835 when Haley's Comet came into
view. When he died in 1910, Haley's Comet came into view again
*The
pound sign is called a 'octothorp.'
*In
1963, baseball pitcher Gaylord Perry remarked, "They'll put a man
on
the moon before I hit a home run." On July 20, 1969, a few hours
after Neil Armstrong set foot on the moon, Gaylord Perry hit his first,
and only, home run
*"Dreamt"
is the only word in the English language to end in "mt."
*The Queen termite
can live up to 50 years and have 30,000 children every day
*The term, "It's
all fun and games until someone loses an eye" is from Ancient Rome.
The only rule during wrestling matches was, "No eye gouging,"
eveything else was allowed.
*A
Dalmatian is the only dog that can get gout
*The
male gypsy moth can smell the virgin female up to 1.8 miles away
*A male emperor moth
can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away
*The human heart creates
enough pressure to squirt blood 30 feet out of the body.
*A puff of smoke, such
as when someone is smoking a cigarette or a pipe
is called " a lunt "
*The name "Pinocchio"
is from Tuscany, Italy and means "pine nut" or "kernel".
*Gilligan
of Gilligan's Island had a first name that was only used once, on the
never-aired pilot show. His first name was Willy
*It
was the left shoe that Aschenputtel (Cinderella) lost at the stairway,
when the prince tried to follow her. It was originally the right, but
the translator messed up again.
*Cinderella's
slippers were originally made out of fur. The story was changed in the
1600's by a translator.
*Banging
your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour & if you yelled
for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound
energy to heat one cup of coffee
*For
47 days in 1961, the painting "Matisse's Le Bateau (The Boat)"
was hanging upside down in the Museum of Modern Art in New York. None
of the over 116,000 visitors seem to have noticed.
*Walt
Disney named Mickey Mouse after Mickey Rooney, whose mother he dated.
*Lorne
Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was
host of "Lorne Greene's Animal Kingdom."
*The
magic word 'Abracadabra' was originally intended for the specific purpose
of curing hay fever.
*The
phrase "rule of thumb" was popularized by an old English law
which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than
your thumb top to first joint. (a thumb measurement
is an inch)
*More
redheads are born in Scotland UK than in any other part of the world
*The
Sanskrit word for 'war' means - "desire for more cows".
*The
average bed is home to over 5 billion dust mites.
*Only
female wasps, bees, and mosquitoes sting.
*Las
Vegas means "The Meadows" in Spanish.
*Born
on November 2, 1718, British politician, John Montagu, the 4th Earl of
Sandwich, is credited with naming the 'sandwich.' He developed a habit
of eating beef between slice of toast so he could continue to play cards
uninterrupted.
*Ice
hockey was first played in 1885 by British soldiers stationed in Canada
*Armored
knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past
their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.
*Your
fingernails grow 4 times faster than your toe nails
*Pain
travels faster than 3000 feet per second
*A
cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person
*About
10,000,000 people have the same birthday as you
*The snail mates only
once in it's entire life, also a snail has 4 noses
*The
Coca-Cola company is the biggest consumer of sugar in the world
*The
dot that appears over the letter "i" is called a tittle.
*All
major league baseball umpires must wear black underwear while on the job
(in case their pants split)
*Captain
Kirk never said "Beam me up, Scotty," but he did say, "Beam
me up, Mr. Scott"
*The
word gymnasium comes from the Greek word gymnazein which means to
exercise naked. Etymology: Latin, exercise ground,
school, from Greek gymnasion, from gymnazein to exercise naked, from gymnos
naked
*Everyone
thought Albert Einstein suffered from dyslexia, because he couldn't speak
properly until he was 9 years old.
*Mel
Blanc (the voice of Bugs Bunny) was allergic to carrots
*The
nation of Monaco on the French Riviera, is smaller than Central Park in
New York. Monaco is 370 acres and Central Park is 840 acres
*Gweneth
Paltrow's nickname for Steven Speilberg is "Uncle Morty." Steven
Speilberg calls Gweneth Paltrow "Gwynnie the pooh."
*You
can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
*The
sorcerer's name in Disney's Fantasia is Yensid, which happens to be Disney
backwards.
*Armadillos
are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy
*The
world's longest name is: Adolph Blaine Charles David Earl Frederick Gerald
Hubert Irvin John Kenneth Lloyd Martin Nero Oliver Paul Quincy Randolph
Shermasn Thomas Uncas Victor William Xerxes Yancy Zeus Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorft
Sr.
*Shirly Temple
received 135,000 presents on her 8th birthday.
*
When Christopher Columbus and crew landed in the New World they observed
the natives using a nose pipe to smoke a strange new herb. The pipe was
called a "tabaka" by the locals, hence our word tobacco.
*Americans
on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
*The
sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.
*Hitler
and Napoleon both had only one testicle.
*Every
time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
*In
ancient China, people committed suicide by eating a pound of salt.
*Queen
Victoria [UK 1837-1901] eased the discomfort of her monthly cramps by
having her doctor supply her with marijuana.
*The
average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night. [usually in our
sleep] ~ this is a MYTH
*If
you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough energy is produced
to create an atomic bomb
*Sugar
was first added to chewing gum in 1869 by a dentist (William Semple).
One way to assure business!!
*The
Ramses brand condom is named after the great phaoroh Ramses II who fathered
over 160 children.
*The
names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru: See no evil, Mikazaru: Hear
no evil, and Mazaru: Speak no evil.
*The
Spanish word esposa means "wife." The plural, esposas, means
"wives," but also "handcuffs."
*23%
of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them
and photocopying their butts.
* There
was one U.S. state that no longer exists? In 1784 the U.S. had a state
called Franklin, named after Benjamin Franklin. But four years later,
it was incorporated into Tennessee.
*The
clinical term for a hairy buttocks is "daysypgal."
*A
duck's quack doesn't echo, and ... no one knows why.~
MYTH everything echoes. University students have recorded a ducks echo.
It is usually so quiet we cannot hear it.
*"The
sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest
tongue twister in the English language. ??? Maybe
if said fast.
*Clans
many many years ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without
killing them, burnt their houses down - hence the expression " to
get fired." !!
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